Deskpilot continues his winning streak and as he forfeited the crown last month thanks to the Wren rule he can rightfully step up on the top podium this month. I have a sneaking feeling Deskpilot is going to sweep the awards in the New Year WOTY competition. SteveB has had a good month chasing Deskpilot and I had a bit of a pitch earlier on in the month.
As usual all the links are below for the FPs, NiBs and Features plus this month cartoon of the month and the full list of headlines.
Front Page, News in Brief and Features
apepper
Chrisf
clarehogan
Deskpilot
eppursimuove
Ian Searle
jeremynh
Lockjaw
mcdabble
Midfield Diamond
Modelmaker
Nathanadler
Nice Admin Lady
NickB
Oxbridge
PaulD
Robowurzel
Sarah Tipper
Sinnick
Sir Lupus
SteveB
Stewartbarclay
Sully
Sydalg
Throngsman
Titus
Wrenfoe
Cartoon of the month goes to Dominic_mcg for Venn diagram
Headlines
Adrian Bamforth
BBC to launch Leniently Come Dancing
Former president is sadly missed
apepper
Secretive zookeeper asked about keeping animals gives cagey answer
Trump leaves hospital, hair still undergoing treatment
Ashbery
CrowdStrike advises GPs to ring at 8 AM to book an appointment
benvoleo
Ed Davey auditions for I’m A Celeb going really well
bigbadbob
Banned Olympic horse dancer was only following Strictly guidelines
England fan eating German sausage fears the wurst
Man suspected of meat theft faces grilling
billclay
US Supreme Court grants head of Biden Crime Family immunity from prosecution
Deskpilot
Alec Baldwin discharged
Bibby Stockholm to house dissenting Labour MPs
Bristol police call in warm case squad
Carpetright closes due to cash crisis and other underlaying problems
Cheshire supergrass enters Widnes protection programme
Cute medal winners get more TV coverage than mingers
Doorstep campaigning leaves Tories with massive laundry bill
Ed Davey feels that he has missed out on Glastonbury
Fears for COVID after it contracts Joe Biden
Hypochondriac comedian has a funny turn
Kane in Spain goes mainly down the drain
Keir remains Corbyn neutral
Keir Starmer's dad showed him how to build a cabinet
Penny dropped
Pig farmer fed up of grunt work
Reports of spiking incident at jousting competition
St Swithin predicts no England footie win for the next 40 years
Suella Braverman admits that she has experimented with Reform
Tory constituencies to bear the brunt of new house building
Trump claims 2024 election will be stolen from him
Unkempt incontinent let himself go
Unseated Tory MPs to retrain as PE teachers
docholiday
Post Office report all their computers are running fine
dominic_mcg
Biden congratulates J D Wetherspoon on Vice President nomination
Dinosaur remains found on Isle of Wight could be up to 5 years old
Man looking forward to Gavin and Stacey special doesn't get out much
Rees Mogg to sell his Laudanum Tinctures to the NHS
They're comin' home! They're comin' home! Wait...what...?
Triathletes who complain about pollution are full of crap, say IOC
Trump: It won't be the first time I've beaten a black woman
eppursimuove
Raducanu fans say they understand problem of stiff wrists
Rees-Mogg regrets letting the servants vote
Granger
Polymath arrested on suspicion of counting parrots
Skin on Southgate's teeth holding out
ian searle
Muddy magician accused of dirty tricks
To drop one candidate may be regarded as a misfortune; to drop three looks like carelessness
Tory HQ, "We're gonna need a bigger vote!"
Jack the Quipper
Unelected Tory MPs to be dumped in rivers
jeremynh
"No more Mr Nice Guy!" says Trump
Russia wins early gold in Olympics Sabotage event
jim Skinz
Carpetright has rug pulled from under it
Huw've been shamed
Trump shooter “posed an ear and present danger”
Joanne Starkie
Disney staff on strike over Mickey Mouse wages
Lockjaw
BDSM dungeon gets 5 stars from Trussed Advisor
King, Queen, and Lords enjoy special cosplay session
mcdabble
Biden Goes Viral
Biden 'I will continue my bid for re-electrician'
Child diagnosed as not ADHD and not Autistic
Duvet Makers Call For Blanket Ban
Early release prisoners refuse to leave due to housing shortage
Escaped horses claim they just wanted to visit Princess Anne in hospital
Modern-day slavery bill to be watered down after lobbying by student loan company
Presidential race now maturity vs age
Rioters in Chinese takeaway accused of won ton destruction
Runner to cross that line when he comes to it
UK set to reject 'slapping therapy' on July 4th
Why were the shoes so important? To cover his cloven hooves
Mick Turate
Cats protest under-representation at polling stations
Y2K24
miggi
Tom Throws his Tugendhat Into The Ring
Modelmaker
Bangkok vicar declines more tea
Culture secretary: Only Fools and Horses repeats should begin with Trigger warnings
Ex-Tory MPs missed talking rubbish so much, they've set up consultancy companies
Huw Edwards makes unexpected return to BBC News
Prisoners left in corridors whilst waiting for cells to become available
Tory leadership race to become Olympic sport
robowurzel
Scottish bog gets world heritage status - but I'd give it 10 minutes
rogerg
Trump now bulletproof
Rowly
Farage MP's to be sent to Reform School
FBI determines that the Teleprompter was actually the assasin's target
Signs of anguish at no 10. Teethmarks found on furniture
Sunak attends the last Supper at no 10
Scribbles
Chancellor's statement about hole in public finances: ‘We’re going to need a bigger plug’
Eewww! Edwards: BBC Nonce at Ten.
Train spotters picked a bad week for their Paris trip.
sinnick
Olympics opening ceremony was in Seine
Sir Lupus
UK prepares to be disappointed by Labour government for a change
Sketchly
Biden fell before he was pushed
Biden to spend his last day asking everyone to sign his shirt
Bishop forced to resign due to Cloisterphobia
Panic in the Whitehouse as Biden won’t “Wake up” after IT outage
Trump kisses dead man’s helmet
SteveB
Chris Grayling's first week at CrowdStrike going supremely well
Complaints soar in Isle of Man against ITV drama 'Douglas is Cancelled'
lepidopterists aflutter on hearing of a 200 metre butterfly in France
Reform vetting missed woman
Uruguayan football team wins gold in the diving
stewartbarclay
Rishi: 'I'm so normal... that's a normal thing to say, right?'
Titus
Snack-thieving seagulls rate seaside resorts on ChipAdvisor
Starmergddon for Tories
Swiss defence full of holes
World's oldest cave painting discovered - fortunately, the artist had dated it - 51,200 BC
will
Katie Price wanted for first time in ages
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