Those who experience Newsbiscuit by dipping into the odd post on Twitter or Facebook, or by wandering onto the home page may not be aware we run a monthly competition to discover the writer of the month. As part of the competition round-up we post all the articles posted in the previous month along with all the headlines and also the winning cartoon of the month on a blog.
Enjoy a walk through the March 2024 monthly round-up - all the articles are hyperlinked. If you have a favourite Newsbiscuit author you can find all of their work co-located together. If you think you can do as well, or even better than the writers listed this month then consider joining - it's free and we're a supportive bunch.
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Deskpilot has topped the leaderboard (again) with a brilliant set of headlines plus a not too shabby run of FPs and NiBs. SteveB has kept the pressure on and eppursimuouve brings up a creditable third place.
As usual the hyperlinked subs are at the top of the list, in author alphabetical order, followed by the March cartoon of the month, followed by the headlines listed in author alphabetical order.
apepper
Chipchase
david2468
Deskpilot
eppursimuove
Ian Searle
Jack the Quipper
jbpage
Jeremynh
Jim Skinz
McDabble
Modelmaker
sketchedbyboz
SteveB
SteveB & Ashbery
stewartbarclay
Suburban Dad
Sully
Throngsman
Walter Eagle
Wrenfoe
Cartoon of the month is Budget secrets explained by Modelmaker
Headlines
Adrian Bamforth
Hamas wins Rochdale by election
Andrew to be photoshopped out of Royal Family
Proposed Rochdale Primark to stock suicide vests
apepper
Paperless NHS controversy as they start with the toilets
Ashbery
BBC considers ground force offensive against Pyongyang
Gaza receives first U.S. airdrop of Mexican aid workers
bigbadbob
Critics slam “Girl with a Pearl Earring” as dull sequel to “Girl with the Dragon Tattoo”
Doctors to follow Holby City, only Casualty to remain, as art imitates Tory NHS funding
Katie Price double bust
Tory PM manages to make Downing St announcement without resigning
Deskpilot
A&E admissions fall 'unconnected to McDonald's IT outage'
After San Diego triumph, Katie Boulter expected to win Wimbledon
Boeing chief exec defenestrated
Diane Abbott: Tory donor was rude about me 30 times, no, 3000 times, no, 3 million times
Fight or flight? Ryanair customers can have both!
Gynaecologist targeted by smear campaign
Investigation begins as 12.15% of Russians fail to vote for Putin
Kate doctored royal photo to edit out Primark trainers
Prankster admits clockwork car plan is a wind-up
Qatar offers to host Winter Olympics
Scientists breed featherless duck with no downsides
Scottish summer time delayed until June
Spectacle thief robs victims blind
Staggering increase in people who walk erratically
Striking print union members revert to type
Teen's decision to quit Facebook causes mixed emoticons
Thames water bills must rise or dividends will dry up
Ukraine to change flag colours after losing legal battle with Lidl
Wine maker says grape juice is a must
Worktop company starts counter fraud investigation
dominic_mcg
11 year old BMW driver was pulled over when police noticed him using indicators
Oncology Department tells patients “we’ll treat you like royalty”
St George’s cross? He’s f*cking furious
Granger
New sign on Cabinet Room Door, No Tools Left Here Overnight.
Hokeyloki
Correction: Lee Anderson is now a Reform MP, not a reformed MP
Crap cricket team gets all its ducks in a row
Palace admits Paddington tea photo may have been faked
Putin cracks down on Western music by launching State-approved app, Despotify
Spoonerism quipsters all ready for Psalm pun day
ian searle
Jeremy Hunt follows Super Tuesday with Mediocre Wednesday
Jack the Quipper
School offers photo with "just the pretty young teachers" for Dads
Jim Skinz
Houseowner accused of flat-shaming poorer neighbour
Irritating sun-cream seller says he was just rubbing it in
Surveillance of dog kennels is dubbed a Snoopy's charter
Thief who stole ton of laxatives last year is still on the run
UN Security Council calls for immediate ceasefire in Tory Party
Joe
‘Cyber Flasher’ had floppy disk
9 out of 10 dentists recommend going private
Baby born on flight incurs several Ryanair charges
Cops comb Combs’ home
Eid fast approaching
Local nonce strongly denies being a Tory
Low inflation affecting Bouncy Castle Hire
NHS puts the stoppers on the knocker blockers
Tik Tok winding down
Lockjaw
Israeli Eurovision entry is reprise of Boom-banga-bang
Onanist stays in bed all day on Palm Sunday
Steve Harley of Cockney Rebel gets booking from God: 'Come Up and See Me (Make Me Smile)
mcdabble
Bank Man not Freed
Chef borrows recipe then returns the flavour
Frank Hester donates massive scandal to Conservative Party
Gaza famine only counts at night, says Israel
'Giving Up' listed as most popular UK pastime
Government Law Makers Step In to Clarify Offside Rule
Home Insulation Targets laid out in Government's New Draft Plan
Pope Revives Great Catholic Tradition of Pandering to Fascism
Starmer Bans Humous from Labour Party
Stirring up hatred is to be made a crime only if its done anticlockwise
Tory plan to tax hope, unlikely to raise significant revenue, say economists
micca
Conservative Party classified as extremist under new definitions
Mick Turate
Boat Race crews say they just went through the motions this year
Modelmaker
Drivers astonished by how much faster their M25 journeys have been today
Kate urged to join #Me Too movement after reports of being touched up
Waiting list for prison places now almost as long as NHS waiting list
rogerg
Hull undertakers expecting police to have a stiff talk with them
ron cawleyoni
Army to allow beards, Hipsters fear conscription
George gets the cream
Grant Shapps himself
Sir Lupus
Tories not prejudiced about colour of money
Sketchly
Sexual orientation acronym longer than alphabet
SteveB
Biggest Tory Party donor, Frank Hester, buys immunity from racism
Lib Dems and Greens 'not crazy enough' for Rochdale
McDonald's not lovin IT
New Oscar category includes Sweatiest Performance
Northern Irish shocked at news they have a political system
Rishi Sunak declares war on his war on motorists
TikTok replaced by baboons flinging sh!t at a pig's breakfast
UK housing policy detached. From reality
UK receives first emergency aid air drop from Gaza
Vladimir Putin offers one of his body doubles to Kate
stewartbarclay
Gove namechecks both Judean People's Front and People's Front of Judea
Hazard lights mean I can park 'wherever the f*ck I like' reveals school-run parent
Oppenheimer blows away Oscars
Russian Presidential Election: Putin practising his surprised face
Sully
Wheat farmers bracing themselves for Theresa May retirement
Titus
Baltimore bridge suffers hardship
Bloody giant redwood trees, coming over here and absorbing our carbon dioxide
ISIS claim responsibility for Special Terrorist Operation in Moscow
Photoshop applies for royal warrant
Port of London fears closure if Oxford (or Cambridge) hits Hammersmith Bridge
Wales & Italy, as ever, are way ahead in Six Nations Choral Contest
Will
Sunak: Entitled Lunatics Seizing Control of UK
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