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Newsbiscuit Christmas list of useful aphorisms



It’s easy to run into debt, but you have to crawl out.


There’s no problem drinking like a fish, so long as you drink what fish drink.


My wife and I had absolutely nothing when we got started, and we’ve got most of it left.


The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult is was.


A fairy tale is a horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.


A fool and his money are soon partying.


Ever notice, when finally you’ve got to a position where you’re holding all the cards, that everybody else is playing chess?


Who cares if the world is full of apathetic people?


Strive for adequate, settle for mediocre


If it is worth doing, someone else will eventually do it


Many a mickle makes too many mickles


He who laughs last misses the next gag


Out of the frying pan,five second rule


Hat tips to FlashArry and Deskpilot




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