Continuing their long running franchise of ‘grim reality’, the Government is helping tens of thousands of people to live their dream, of appearing on TV with a MP’s hand up their skirt. Contestants can pay for rent through a series of awkward sexual encounters, accompanied by the jovial banter of Ant & Dec. Saturday night schedules are set to be dominated by ‘Brothels got Talent’, ‘I’m a Sex Slave – Get me out of here!’ and ‘Strictly Cum Dancing’.
Explained one producer: ‘We’re really excited by ‘Food-Bank Cage-Fight’. The winners get to join a waiting list, for a waiting list, for a waiting list, for Universal Credit.’
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