Scientists and Japanese businessmen have been disappointed to discover that the human body’s 80th organ, can in no way be used to spice up your love life or attract Russell Brand. Sadly the ‘interstitium’ is unlikely to feature in any, other than the most niche, pornography or the cheapest of sausage.
The interstitium itself is situated somewhere in the vicinity of the bile duct, just like Isabel Oakeshott. One scientist explained: ‘Essentially it’s a fluid-filled sack of gristle. Similar to Boris Johnson. It serves very little purpose. Similar to Mr Johnson. And could cause the spread of cancer. Like…well, you can get the picture.’
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