Residents of the UK have been trying to feign surprise that the Alan Partridge of food preparation and self-appointed 'Masterchef Geezer' Gregg Wallace has been accused of repeatedly making inappropriately sexual remarks in the workplace.
Men's rights groups have defended Wallace, about whom there have been 13 complaints.
A spokesMAN said 'Not to generalise, but are all these women on their period or something?'
'Thirteen complaints is a baker's dozen. What's the point of having women in the workplace if you can't publicly demand a lesbian tells you how she has sex? These women should get back in the kitchen. Then they can make Gregg a sandwich and he can judge the sandwich and whether or not she has nice melons. Wahey!'
A passing woman said 'Gregg Wallace has strong tiny aubergine energy.'