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MuskBot recalled for system upgrade



TeslaCorps has been forced to recall all MuskBot 3000 models as a major system fault has been discovered.


The MuskBot series were developed to provide backup for The Great Man, but have been operating independently since Mr Musk's over-inflated ego partially ruptured 18 months ago and left him hospitalised across three west-coast states.


"The 'Bot was upgraded in a bit of a rush after the accident, and is a wee bit patchy" admitted a BotSpokesAI, "but we hoped any anomalous behaviour would be written off as uber-rich white guy privilege spouting bollocks on all subjects under the sun. However, it is now clear that the safeguard features are failing to filter the worst excesses of this behaviour"


When pressed as to how swift this upgrade would be, the botspokesAI mused for a moment


"Well, we might be able to lift some of the control routines from the TrumpDroi ... Whoops - I've said too much"


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