Elon Musk – proof that $200bn cannot buy you a decent conscience or beard – is suing the planet Mars for failing to advertise on Twitter. Twitter is now called X, because the politically neutral, yet openly Trump supporting Musk has the mentality of a spoiled 12 year old.
The red planet has hit back, counter-suing Musk and drafting anti-immigration legislation at Musk’s rockets.
A lawyer for Mars, Zuflaxizog, said 'Why should we advertise on his bin fire of a social network. Doesn’t he have enough money from those apartheid emeralds? We know Musk likes to work but not to rest or play - or pay tax. We don’t want his sort round here. Earth is not sending us their best people.'
'Remember that Tesla he fired into space? We've given it a ticket.'
the politically neutral fascist