A peer-reviewed study has discovered that it would take longer than the life-span of the Universe to type Shakespeare, but less than three months for Donald Trump to become President again. A scientist explained: 'An infinite number of monkeys will never write Hamlet, but one single chimpanzee can beat both Trump and Harris, just be having one hopeful policy.'
The 'infinite monkey theorem' is now to be replaced by 'one baboon hurling faeces'. The new theory attested that monkey-$hit thrown at the electorate, is more desirable than the US policy on Gaza. Futher to the study, it was discovered it only takes three mandrills to write Mrs Brown's Boys, twelve gibbons to star in Mrs Brown's Boys and one Howler Monkey to laugh at it. Ironically, it would take an infinite number of Donald Trumps to write one coherent Tweet.