A TV presenter who has now been replaced on Masterchef by someone apparently less gropey has decided to cash in on his former connection with the show by releasing a tie-in Christmas annual.
Loosely based around food and cooking, the book will contain dodgy anecdotes about sexual acts he requires of his partner every morning, references to parts of his relatives’ anatomy and calls for “middle class women of a certain age” just to get a sense of humour why don’t you?
The publisher, Vanity Editions, has also revealed there will be a “pop up” element to the book, with a paper hand reaching out and groping you when you open certain pages.
The centrefold will feature a naked picture of a presenter with a Santa hat over his private parts, which readers can slide away to see if they’ve won a cash prize. However, it’s thought they’ll never have to pay out as no amount of money could ever be sufficient compensation for the trauma.
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