Glen (37) and Diya (38) attribute their continued love to suddenly seeing their browsers in vivid detail and not having to squint so much. Diya claimed: 'It was as if the scales had fallen from my eyes. Everything seemed positive, achievable, even Brexit.'
'I know you're told not to do it, but I just thought, what the hell? Marriage counselling had failed, so why not turn things up to max, make things brighter. And you know what? I begin to see Glen in a whole new light - at least 5% brighter.'
Mobile phones have explicit warnings that increasing luminosity will result in instant death and the collapse of civilisation or, at the very least, a significant drain on your battery. Diya gushed: 'In life we just need to give 100%...oh, um...my phone just went dead.'