Man inexplicably annoyed that Apple didn’t stop after making his phone
- eppursimuove
- 4 days ago
- 1 min read
An Apple customer today expressed his annoyance that his iPhone is no longer the latest model, only six months after he bought it.
“Obviously I’m happy with all their innovations up to and including the model I bought. It’s fantastic how it replaces my watch, diary, calendar, camera, music player, map, computer and a million other things. There’s even a kind of voice-driven AI you can have whole conversations with, for those days when talking to another human just feels a bit much.
“But now it turns out they carried on with the R&D after making my phone, and there’s an even better one coming out. I mean, WTAF? I’m inexplicably annoyed about this for no reason whatsoever.”
The man then announced that in future he was going to buy a so-called “dumbphone” with none of these features, since he could be sure future models would be exactly the same without any improvement at all.
“It’s also the reason I use a Windows PC.”