An elderly man suspected of suffering from dementia and anal leakage, was seen tending the chip fryer in a MacDonalds branch. A spokesbeing for MacDonalds acknowledged they are embarrassed by the incident and said they are investigating how the man managed to bypass their strict security rules.
“'t isn’t just the risk this dickhead posed to our customers, there would have been hell to pay if he had fallen into the deep fat fryer. You’ve no idea what it costs these day to run one of them, or whether an untrained idiot was working in the system and putting too much MSG on the fries.
'We can cope with migrant workers falling into the chip fryers, because we can pass them off as chicken nuggets, but this guy had posh shoes on, so we know someone might come looking for him.
'We have to run a tight ship in the fast food business; and every cent counts. We can’t have daft old fools causing us grief with our shareholders over the profit margins; and goodness knows how many customers he will have scared away.'
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