One particular business magnate has spoken of his support for President Trump imposing a 25% tariff on steel and man-sized pairs of tights. Your average 'Man of Steel' can work two jobs, making it harder for US citizens to compete - and will invariably monopolize the few remaining telephone boxes. Mr. Luthor has also spoken of the need for cut-price imports of Kryptonian.
Rumours persist that farmers in Kansas have been smuggling illegal superhero immigrants from Kal-El, in order to rig High School football matches. A spokeswoman for LexCorp said: 'Cheap imported comic book characters have stifled local industries in doomsday devices.' On Twitter Mr. Trump welcomed the endorsement of a megalomaniac, as it takes one to know one.
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