Lazy weirdos overlooked by political parties

Layabout crackpots up and down the country are being 'ignored' by all the major political parties claimed Ron Jenkins of Clacton, speaking from his inflatable ostrich, Kevin, whilst waiting for cash in the attic to start.

'They always bang on about the ordinary, hard-working voter - what about weirdos?', said Mr Jenkins, speaking in Klingon.

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