In a bid to update the Monarchy and make it relevant to the youth, King Charles dressed in a red, white and blue Adidas tracksuit under his mink lined cape; his ceremonial crown (at a rakish tilt); and a pair of specially made trainers by Stella McCartney.
His rap, backgrounded by a hip hop beat version of Jerusalem, included lyrics such as:
"Inflation, across the nation, stagnation, what are we going to do? Tax the poor? What for? Trickle down from the rich population!"
And:
"No tents for the homeless, why G? They're dirty, don't vote Tory. We want a culture war, y'all. Make them tents fall."
It's widely anticipated that he will he end his speech with a call and response along the lines of:
"When I say Monarchy, you say more! Monarchy!....etc."
The speech ended with the King saying, "King Chuck out. No peace." whilst dropping his Sceptre and moonwalking out of Parliament.