King for sale, hardly used
- Steveb
- Mar 16
- 1 min read
UK selling King to raise emergency cash for much needed night out, and also with view to saving money by dropping Kingdom part of name.
High mileage. Non-runner. Needs work. Battery not included.
Full service history. See complete, multiple-duplicated Daily Express records. Some photos may have been augmented.
Comes with second-hand Queen for free. Ideal for anyone looking to complete part of broken up set. Those seeking 1980s-style Princess will be disappointed.
No obligation to take on costly responsibilities of piss-artist formerly known as Prince.
Will consider trade-in for Canadian Prime Minister.
No time wasters.
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