Ange: Kettle's on, Keith. Fancy a cuppa?
Keith: Well, that is an interesting proposition. I can definitely say that I am thirsty, but what are the options? Tea or coffee are strong contenders. However, I can't rule out a herbal alternative at this stage. It may also depend on what sort of milk is in the fridge. Skimmed, full fat or, perhaps, oat. If available, I would go for long life, but that will depend on further investigation.
Ange: Forget it Keith. Water's gone off the boil now.