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Israel expresses interest in Iceland's volcanoes



The Israeli Defence Force have formally asked Iceland if they can borrow 'some of those lovely volcanoes'.


An IDF spokesman said 'We enjoyed that thunderclap thing Iceland did at the Euros, but we're not quite sure if we could weaponize that. What we want is a few pyroclastic flows charging down the full length of the Gaza strip. We want a tidal wave of molten rock, several miles wide that fills every tunnel, turns the sky red and destroys everything and everyone – really get biblical on their ass. It is the Holy Land after all.'


'It would help us to uproot Hamas. It might even demolish a bit less of Gaza's remaining infrastructure and kill fewer journalists and civilians but please be assured, those are secondary considerations.'


In a separate development, the IDF put out another statement distancing themselves from Iain Duncan Smith.


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