The Five Eyes intelligence sharing between the United States, the United Kingdom, Australia, Canada and New Zealand is likely to be reduced due to fears that one of the alliance might not be trustworthy enough. As a result a breakaway group headed by the UK and including all of the countries in Five eyes bar the one headed by a lunatic will share intelligence between themselves and provide only disinformation to the excluded member.
A working name for the new group is 'Four Eyes' and it appears Keir Starmer thinks it will be a popular name, especially as he has been known by that moniker since the General Election where he started to sport designer glasses.
The excluded member, which has recently adopted a stance of denying providing necessary intelligence to allies is known to the Four Eyes group as 'Big Nose'. Keir Starmer has denied that he is involved in a playground spat between Four Eyes and Big Nose.
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