How they persuaded Joe Biden to step down

Did they say...?

'If you stand down now, you can run for Pope as soon as Francis pegs out.'

'Wow, I can't believe it's 2028 already, those two terms sure went by like a flash.'

'What America needs right now is a woman of colour to end the Civil War and free the slaves.'

'If Kamala is president, then you can be Defense Secretary. Remember how you always said you'd like to kick the nuclear football round the White House lawn?'

'Sorry Joe, the job is now hereditary - you know, like the way the Brits do it. Time to make way for President Hunter Biden.'

'Damn, they've raised the minimum age for the presidency to 90. Just make sure you keep in shape for 2032, OK?'

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