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Writer's pictureDoctor Chutney

Hornby Trains to be nationalised




The Labour Government has laid out plans to take Hornby Trains into public ownership as part of its overall renationalisation strategy.


A Downing Street spokesman said space had been made in the Number 10 attic where they could begin running freight and passenger services over different lines. 'The timetable will be flexible to suit our work breaks and there will be minimal maintenance required. Plus the big advantage here over mainline rail companies is we won’t have ASLEF on our backs every five minutes.'


Asked how and when the Hornby acquisition might be made they told us it was already on Labour’s Christmas list to Lord Alli.

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