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Hopkins splits from Mail due to ‘artistic differences’.




Broadcaster and professional bear-baiter, Katie Hopkins has left the MailOnline in order to spend more time with her family of winged monkeys and her nagging sense of self-loathing. 


At times a controversial figure, Hopkins has stridently insisted that that Brexit means Brexit and that The Rapture means The Rapture. Her agent promised that Katie would still spread joy through her love of immigration control. Her solo venture would feature family values like McCarthyism, Lovecraftian horror and colon cancer.




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