Call in at our office above the Fuk Mi Chinese takeaway on Dick Turpin Lane. That's two doors down from Barry's Paper Shredder Boutique.
We have had many rishi rich and influential clients piss pass through our hands over the years. As we hold ourselves to the highest ethical we cannot reveal who they are. Our byword is Omerta. Please make your first payment for a consultation in one of the courtesy brown paper bags near the entrance.
Remember Dodgy Dave's - One Hand Washes the Other.
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