The seven year, 1700 page report spelt out that it was evil m$therf$ckers that let 72 people burn to death. Cladding manufacturing firm Arconic was identified as a dissembling sack of putrified fish heads - 'a fobbing, lumpish, misbegotten piece of ar$e baggage', 'a bladder-faced ill-nurtured hedge-pig!'...or words to that effect.
Having lied, lied and lied some more Arconic knowingly put lives at risk, and also advised the crew of Titanic that this was not iceberg season. The inquiry labelled the government and the firms it contracted as dishonest and incompetent - and those were just the good one. Overall, it painted a bleak picture of absolute evil, which would have made Sauron blush with shame.
One CEO identified as complicit said: 'Obviously I feel bad about what has happened. But the most important thing is to learn from what has happened and to realise I am too rich to go to prison. Mwhahahahah!'
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