Grateful UK celebrates Extra Long Easter Egg Buying Time
- BillClay
- 10 hours ago
- 1 min read
Due to Easter falling quite late this year, UK shoppers have been gifted the privilege of one of the longer Easter tat availability timelines. Based on Easter Eggs being slammed on the shelves at 6:00am Boxing Day, lucky consumers will be able to buy loosely egg-based chocolate treats for a whopping 115 days.
This is exactly what Jesus would have wanted.
Pretty much nearly a third of the year will have designated shopping aisles being filled with overpriced, over packaged confectionary. Thank God for that. Literally.
The most recent longest ever EAT (Egg Availability Timeline) was in 1943 and was deemed by chocolate manufactures (not Lindt) as a turning point in World War 2 leading to the destruction of Nazi ideology forever. With luck, history will repeat itself.