Following an outspoken rant by the Reform UK Limited owner on social media against a hotel providing customers a choice of semi-skimmed and oat milk options the Twitterverse has gone into meltdown condemning the very part time MP for acting like a spoiled baby, citing the health benefits from lower fat milk or even non-dairy alternatives. However the government has supported Nigel Farage in a surprise move.
'We believe the hotel involved should heed the Right Honourable gentleman's request for full fat milk,' said a government spokesman. 'We also think they should provide him with subsidised or even complementary cigarettes, cigars, beer and malt whisky. The more, the merrier. We also hope they have provided him with a full-fat breakfast, lunch and tea.'
When it was pointed out they were promoting a lifestyle for the MP that almost guaranteed a heart attack the spokesman shrugged. 'Then he can call 999 and wait for an ambulance. We intend to improve the response times of ambulances soon. Soon after his impending funeral, that is.'