Goth News: Nothing Funny About Current World Situation

Goth News is sad to acknowledge that current events have reached the threshold of comedic potential. A dismal cost of living crisis, a buffoon at the helm and poor Doctor Who episodes are pushing Britian to the edge.

Absolutely no joy can be taken from any element of the world, except Joy Division and deep down its all quite depressing isn't it?

We'll all be sitting in room with black walls later putting on nail polish, please feel free to attend, there's a lot to stare blankly into the distance at.