In what may be Donald Trump’s most ambitious move yet, He has announced plans to scrap the American National anthem, The Star-Spangled Banner and replace it with a new and he says more relevant anthem, God save Donald Trump
Speaking to a select band of reporters Trump says it will be a beautiful anthem, the best ever in the history of anthems, beautiful words, the best words.
People love me he said, 'They want God to save me, they want me victorious and they want me to reign over them for the longest time. My people have had enough of other countries and their Knavish tricks, they want me and God to scatter our enemies, they want me to fight sedition and they want to sing about it.'
The initial plan is for the new anthem to be sung in every school classroom before lessons and at every sports event. Trump’s Press secretary confirmed that as well as the words, the music to the anthem will be changed too. Although not finalised, first thoughts are for a slow paced, almost dirge like tune, funereal if you will.
Elon Musk, Trump’s close friend and political advisor has been tasked with organising rallies up and down the country to spread the new anthem and is believed to be working on a new salute Trump supporters can perform whilst singing the anthem. Pop superstars The Village People have choreographed a new dance routine, The Goosestep, which they will be performing at this year’s Super bowl final and Hog Roasts up and down the country.
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