Geonocide candidate confused why voters didn't back her
The chattering classes were left shell-shocked that some people were not keen on being shell-shocked. They even backed genocide with the right pronouns. Those that had confidentially predicted a Harris victory could not understand how her campaign of hope had faltered under the banner 'Censorship, Murder and P-Diddy rocks!'.
In a fury Harris is said to have railed against the public. 'What did I do wrong? I met Beyonce. I went on SNL. I killed some babies. What? What? Why are you looking at me like that? Have I got food on my mouth? Ahhhhhh, hold on. I get it. How could I be so stupid. It was that lame SNL sketch, wasn't it?'
When someone pointed out that Trump could be equally as bad on Gaza human rights, one dead Palestinian said: ' '.
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