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Gen Z just love being generaliZed about, confirm Boomers



Boomer Bob Bridlington boomed 'In my day, you could get a mortgage on a 4 bedroom house with just a firm handshake. And that is because you couldn't get smashed avocado on toast. That is a scientific fact. And anyone who disagrees is awake.'


'What I hate about Gen Z and youngsters in general is how they will outlive me and potentially, get hold of all the wealth I have been hoarding.'


'Bring back National Service - and hanging! I never had to do National Service, but it'll be good for them. Unlike hanging, which is too good for them.'


Gen Z's Tara Taylor said 'I'm going to smash this avocado in his face.'



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