Nothing says 'bad loser' like a defeated Republican. That's why the Party of racist misogyny has already got its gay penguin ducks in a row.
'It's the button push of the century,' said campaign strategist Carlton Taylor. 'Nothing riles Republican voters like gay penguins, so that's who we're going to blame the election loss on this time.
'They'll be heading for the streets of DC in their pickups, tooled to the teeth like Clint Eastwood talking to an empty punk chair. And all we have to do is put the message out there that gay penguins stole their election.
'Ballot papers with the name Sphen on them are mocked up and ready to go. They're gonna rip through social media like Monkeypox through a chimp tea party.'
Ironic that they categorically state gay is only humans.