Threatening to lockdown the country and deport anyone with an accent, the PM declared the UK had descended into mob rule, death metal and the worship of Cthulhu. Whimpering to camera, Sunak was unable to hide the slight tremour in his hand and the river of urine down his leg.
The Labour Party was equally appalled: 'It is an afront to democracy that voters were encouraged to vote. And getting more votes than the other four parties combined, is just plain unsportsmanlike. Galloway clearly cheated by appearing on the ballot. And what next? Actual policies?!?'
Galloway's by-election win in Rochdale has been likened to the fall of Rome, if Rome was built on curry and chips. A controversial figure, he still galvanized the anti-war, anti-moron vote against Sunak and Starmer. Remarked one journalist: 'Famed for his fedora and feline cosplay, it transpires that the cat in the hat is more popular than twat and the twat.
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Writer: Wrenfoe