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Writer's pictureDoctor Chutney

FT reporting Hezbollah shares in sharp decline



The Financial Times has reported that shares in the Middle East arms to rockets conglomerate, Hezbollah Group, have dipped sharply in the past two weeks.


Company communication difficulties hurt it significantly, but the sudden loss of their C.E.O, Hassan Nasrallah, has meant confidence in the organisation is now at an all time low and it is in severe danger of collapse.


A company executive told us, 'Nasrallah’s departure was totally out of the blue. One minute I’m bringing a tray bake in for our usual Falafel Friday lunch and the next minute he’s left the building. It can’t have been easy for him as apparently he was in bits.'


The elimination process of potential successors continues.


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