A fish, staying at the AquaDom Hotel in Berlin, has left a scathing 1 star-fish review, after its spectacular aquarium exploded.
'I started herring cracking noises, so I got trout of there. Thank cod I did. I only arranged this plaice to meet my Internet girlfriend. I was breaming with confidence but I got catfished. Not to carp on about it but this trip has set me back to the tuna several hundred squid. Pollocks.'
A spokesfish for the Hotel said 'I've haddock up to here with this absolute clownfish. Eel stop at nothing to turbot charge his bad review. I'd stick his head on a pike. He watched a lot of pay per view prawn, you know.'
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