In an attempt to cut costs, British Airways has announced that it will no longer offer First Class and Business passengers a full lunch on early flights – leaving them with only the amuse bouche, main course, dessert, cheese course, champagne, beer, port and cigars.
‘I don’t pay premium prices just to be given a snack,’ said one frequent-flyer from beneath their Gucci balaclava. ‘What’s next? No free seat in pleb-class for Nanny?’
After police tear-gassed the first-class lounge, a BA spokesperson said, ‘We’ve taken our patrons’ complaints on board and to minimise future distress, we will no longer be replacing the in-flight Bollinger with Waitrose No. 1 Champagne.’
Author: lucienne
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