Plumber installed your toilet the wrong way round? - AI's fault, mate.
Brexit still screwing you over? - Nothing to do with us. All on AI. The whole thing.
Dinner overcooked? - AI stuffed it up.
Racist rioting? - All down to AI.
House prices so out of reach you'll never own your own place? - AI caused that.
Failure of human society to recognise the inherent dangers of rampant capitalism and the great resources grab during the industrial revolution of the mid 1800s? - AI.