White House officials have said they will set ‘the best technical minds’ they have on investigating an embarrassing blockage in the National Security Advisor’s crapper.
‘I take full responsibility but I don’t know how it got in there’ explained Waltz at a hastily convened press conference, where he appeared to be wielding a plunger and was dressed in damp overalls.
The toilet facility commissioned and maintained by Mr. Waltz, in Mr. Watlz’s office for his own personal use suffered a significant malfunction or ‘code-brown’ earlier this week, leaving the Trump administration both red-faced and scratching their ar…heads over who is to blame.
‘He’s doing a big job’ said the President on Thursday of Waltz, ‘the biggest job in fact; they say his jobs are the biggest actually, so maybe there’s a glitch with the plumbing, Mexican plumbing I heard....maybe we could get some bleach in there, you know?’
Historical reenactor Musk tweeted that he’d get to the bottom of the matter as soon as possible, though the DOGE team originally assigned to the task had accidentally fired themselves this morning.