At 82 years of age, the American singer-songwriter, has admitted that he is no longer able to offer the same levels of inappropriate romance and rock’n’roll grooming. UNICEF estimates that 25 million child marriages have been prevented in the past decade, 90% of which are attributable to The Rolling Stones no longer touring.
World leaders have vowed to end child marriage by 2030, provided they can get Woody Allen’s agreement.
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