Under pressure from Kamala Harris, who has released medical reports showing that she is in excellent health, Donald Trump has followed suit. His medical report, prepared by his personal physician, Dr Seuss, is as follows:
His face is shiny
Tears are briny
Outlook whiny
Hands are tiny
His brain is fine
As good as mine
His temperature
Is ninety-nine
His hair is fair
I have to share
His head is bare
It’s not his hair
Oh, what a man
Oh, what a plan
His face is like
Green eggs and ham
He has a heart
He is a fighter
I wish he’d do
His tie up tighter
His conscience clear
He has no fear
He has a hole
In his right ear
His skin’s not great
As you have seen
It’s an odd shade
Of tangerine
His skin is like
A wrinkled peach
Or one that’s soaked
In too much bleach
At seventy-eight
His mental state
Is not so great
Covfefe, mate
And so for my
Enormous fee
I promise that
He’s problem free.
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