Sorry, not hamster, dog.
Sorry, not dog, dog whistle.
Very stable genius Donald Trump has attempted to make his claims about Haitian immigrants eating Ohio dogs appear slightly less insane. The clementine coloured crime committing conman clarified that he meant 'eating hot dogs', but forgot the 'hot' - in the heat of the moment.
Political junkie Piotr Polkowski said 'In Trump's defence... errr, I don't know.'
Trump also said immigrants were eating cats.
Polkowski noted 'Trump will grab pussy - we know that - but he cannot even imagine eating it. In fact, a second Trump term will see him try to ban women from deriving any pleasure from sex, because no woman has ever derived pleasure from having sex with him.'
'Ironically, for the other ban he'd like to enact, Trump is a one man argument in favour of abortion.'
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