Revealed one steadfast conspiracist: ‘It’s all a hoax. Remember the Millennium Bug? Nobody caught that through unprotected sex. HIV was nothing but an elaborate scam in the 80s, designed to sell prophylactics and ruin Rock Hudson’s career. So, I refuse to wear any form of protective clothing. Now, where did I leave my tin foil at?’
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