Word has it in Westminster, well the Westminster Arms, that Louise Haigh may have been 'asked' to tender her resignation.
'Well, I ask you, it's hardly up to Tory standards', said old Jake. I reckon she was told she was too northern, too socialist in outlook, and had badly dyed hair to fit the demographic that the Labour spin doctors want to appeal to. Plus, she spoke her mind. A veritable Dennis Skinner. She showed that she could rock the boat when she spoke out about P&O; forgive the pun. That would be death to the Zombie, err I mean, Labour Party'.
Meanwhile, Labour MPs are scrambling to avoid being given a ministerial job. One, let's call him Wally, has already made it clear that he would be unable to take up the post because he has an outstanding fine on a library book that he 'borrowed' in 2001.