The UK government has announced that common sense will once again become compulsory this week.
“Once again, the general public will be legally required to use common sense and common decency,” a spokesperson for the prime minister said. “We are putting these measures in place now, so that at Christmas people can act as though their actions have no consequences or impact on others again.”
The steps come into effect troday, having allowed people time to make a carefree visit to Peppa Pig World beforehand, they added.
Exemptions will apply for those that have never been able to show any sign of common sense or common decency – such as government ministers.
