Clacton residents furious they haven’t had a riot yet

Residents of Clacton who voted for an MP who extolled the virtues of taking their country back are expressing dismay that nobody seems to be inviting the EDL to trash Clacton and tear down their garden walls so they can throw bricks at Clacton cops.

“You can’t trust a word a bleedin’ politician says” Mavis Smallbotham of the Centre for Racist Studies told Newsbiscuit. “They come round ‘ere asking for our votes and then you never see ‘em again. They’re off encouraging people to riot somewhere else. It’s a disgrace, but do you think I can get GB News interested in it? It’s ridiculous how we can take anything back to a shop if it ain’t fit for purpose, but will they let you take a c**t back to get it changed?

The MP for Clacton was unavailable for comment, but if we can smuggle a reporter into a BBC Question Time audience, we hope to raise Ms Smallbotham’s concerns with him.

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