Having declared both the start and the end of brat summer, Charli XCX is set to ditch her music career for a move into full time weather forecasting.
A spokeswoman said 'Charli was inspired by the 1988 song "John Kettley is a weatherman". Did you know that Billie Eilish frequently drills ice cores in Antarctica and her favourite weather presenter is Tomasz Schafernaker. Olivia Rodrigo monitors medium to long term temperature patterns across the globe but prefers Carol Kirkwood. Sabrina Carpenter is a leading El Nino authority and she says she is Michael Fish, all day, every day.'
Charli XCX has been criticised by some for her slapdash approach to Roman numerals. Asked for Charli XCX's opinion of the recently announced Oasis comeback, the spokeswoman said 'Lots of people like Oasis. Maybe just let people enjoy things?'
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