Winner: Deskpilot
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Runners-Up:
""Can't a man flaunt his collection of fridge brochures without people thinking he's a fridge salesman?"" (Sydalg);
"Fridge marketing team struggle for new names, proposing Freezer-tron-9000, Magic Chest of Coldness (+1), Brass Monkey Destroyer and The Witches Tit-in-box." (Bill Clay).
"So then the bloke said that I looked like Bodie off the Professionals, and I just lost it with him."
I know it's not Mock the Week Mr. Byrne but we do offer free coffee.
Er, do you have a Haynes manual for a Mk 4 Cortina?"