Jacob Rees-Mogg's New Sex Doll Arrives
- Kit Caboodle
- Apr 25, 2022
- 1 min read
Updated: May 1, 2022
Winner: stewartbarclay

Runners-Up: "After once more shedding her outer skin, the Queen's old shell is placed on display outside Palace" (Adrian Bamforth); "Old lady reports theft of two massive white horses" (deskpilot).