Liz Truss Wonders How She Can Spin This Into "Insignificant Traces of Cocaine".
Updated: Dec 18, 2022
Winner: Sydalg
Runners-Up: "Having set fire to the house, journalists wait to see if the fire escape works." (Sinnick); "Photographers ready as London man attempts "impossible" journey through 1 inch of snow." (apepper).