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British people thrilled with more opportunities to complain about the weather



Climate Change is gaining unlikely popularity with a notoriously difficult to please bunch: the British public. A record 164 million signatures has been garnered for the new petition: Keep the Home Fires Burning.


Norah Bates of Sconfield, who set up the petition last week, said, 'I was standing at the bus stop, waiting for a service that ended up being cancelled, and we had so much to moan about we hardly even noticed we'd been waiting there for four hours. I had to have a toe amputated due to frostbite, and I've never been happier. It made me think, "maybe I'm not alone?"'


A random, friendly billionaire who very kindly sponsoring the petition confirms, 'Research shows it's not just climate change that is making Brits happy. Poor-quality products and services all help to generate our well-renowned Blitz spirit that makes us the envy of the world.'


Story by: lostandflounder

Photo by Urban Vintage on Unsplash


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